1999 Vintage: The Poke

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Poke. / Poke who? / Pokemon! Gotta catch ’em all (and open this door)!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

@XFiles_Spooky_M11/25/2011 09:13Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/07/1995 19:09One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Woman_Yelling_C09/20/1998 12:38The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Slashdot_Effect12/26/2012 01:43We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Tagged_Network07/26/2007 22:55You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!