1998 Classic: The FIFA

I’m a soccer fan. I’m just “kicking” it in France.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes08/25/2003 06:51Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Hotmail_Original06/08/1999 22:09Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Zip_Drive_Owner11/28/2000 13:58Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@StreetFighter_Ken08/04/2003 11:42Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Talladega_N_R09/02/2006 05:22If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Forever_Alone_X12/11/2009 03:40At least I have my jokes to keep me company.