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1997 Archive: The Spice Girls

 I told my wife I wanted to be a Spice Girl. She said I was “Ginger”ly approaching a mid-life crisis.

Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@ModemWarrior10/28/2006 18:07I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Msdos_Commander06/25/2005 11:39C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Zelda_Link06/11/2009 12:01It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@WebTV_Viewer03/15/2001 23:47Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Home_Alone_Kevin02/15/2015 11:00Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Kazaa_Leecher08/10/2002 23:41I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Starship_Troopers07/05/1997 20:35I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
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