2019 Archive: The Knives Out

A guy dies at the bar. The bartender says, “I think he was poisoned!” A guy in a sweater says, “I suspect… foul play… and the guy who didn’t tip.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic08/26/2014 23:53This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Scream_Fan_9603/22/2008 12:27What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Saved_By_The_Bell12/25/2007 09:30I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance06/22/2005 05:59Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo04/14/2015 20:38Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Pedro_For_Pres12/18/2008 17:26Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Keyboard_Cat_P07/01/1995 15:09Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Ring_Member_9807/09/2014 23:07Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Arthas_Fan_0203/03/2007 17:13Succeeding you, father... in laughing!