Why was the first pick an Offensive Lineman? Because 2013 was a year where the scouts decided that “blocking” was more exciting than “quarterbacking.”
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!