Why did the dad throw away his paper atlas? He found a new way to “map” out his nap schedule.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
This joke is an Epic Win!