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2005 Legacy: The Narcissist

“But enough about me,” the narcissist said to his shrink. “What do you think about me?”

Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper05/21/2005 12:17Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@CSS_Master_9909/12/2011 09:20Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Linux_Distro_User10/07/2001 08:09Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@MP3_Encoder12/12/2005 13:49128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@He_Man_Power08/20/2009 02:20I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy05/01/2004 16:58You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Excite_User_9705/27/2007 00:14This site is very exciting!
@About_Dot_Com11/04/2008 18:21The human guide to online humor.

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