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2007 Archive: The G8 Summit in Heiligendamm

Why were they trapped behind a giant fence? To keep the protesters out and the world leaders in, ensuring that the only “global warming” happening was the heated argument over the dinner menu.

Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Peter02/11/2006 05:48My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink06/10/2003 11:15I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Speed_Racer_Go04/09/1996 07:36Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Napoleon_Dyna06/24/2004 02:07Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Liger_Owner_X12/10/2008 03:37It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@White_Goodman_G08/13/2003 00:42We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Everquest_Solo08/19/2011 07:10Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Homestar_Runner11/11/2003 19:35That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Net_Neutrality09/17/1998 05:54Equality for all jokes!

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