Why was the kitchen so crowded? Because Pixar made us believe that even a rat could cook a better meal than your Uncle, leading to some very experimental backyard cuisine.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Equality for all jokes!