2006 Vintage: The Superman Returns

A guy tries to stop a bullet with his beer. It doesn’t work.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

@CyberSteve04/22/1995 11:15Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@SpiceGirls_Fan10/12/1996 04:23Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa02/25/2007 23:49They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Myspace_First_Friend02/01/2015 13:00I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@He_Man_Power03/23/2015 06:58I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Blink_Tag_User05/19/2012 07:38<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Bebo_Lover_0506/21/2014 07:43Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Opera_User_9906/03/2013 12:15Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.