2015 Archive: The Fitbit Challenges
Why was the woman running laps in the hotel hallway at 11 PM? Because she needed 200 more steps to beat her co-worker in a… Read More »2015 Archive: The Fitbit Challenges
2015 Legacy: The Tame Impala “Currents”
Why the “Less I Know the Better” riff? For Kevin Parker turning his psychedelic rock project into a synth-pop disco dream. Part of the 42… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Tame Impala “Currents”
2015 Classic: The Selfie Stick
Why did the dad bring a 3-foot pole to the family reunion? He wanted to “extend” his fatherly reach. Part of the 57 Original Dad… Read More »2015 Classic: The Selfie Stick
2014 Vintage: The “NATO” Readiness Action Plan
What is it? It’s a plan to make sure we’re ready to talk about being ready within 48 hours of an invasion. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “NATO” Readiness Action Plan
2013 Legacy: The 2013 NFL Draft
Why was the first pick an Offensive Lineman? Because 2013 was a year where the scouts decided that “blocking” was more exciting than “quarterbacking.” Part… Read More »2013 Legacy: The 2013 NFL Draft
2013 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
2013 Vintage: The “Frozen” Movie Fever
Why did politicians relate to Elsa? Because they also spent the whole year trying to “Let It Go,” but the scandals kept following them into… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Frozen” Movie Fever
2013 Archive: The Harlem Shake Office Crisis
Every Friday for a month, someone in the marketing department put on a motorcycle helmet and started vibrating. 2013 was a weird time for corporate… Read More »2013 Archive: The Harlem Shake Office Crisis
2010 Archive: The Angry Birds Divorce
“Why are you leaving me?” “Because you spent our anniversary dinner trying to get three stars on ‘Poached Eggs’ Level 2-15. Your priorities are literally for the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Angry Birds Divorce
2010 Archive: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” at the touchscreen. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified