2015 Classic: The Selfie Stick

Why did the dad bring a 3-foot pole to the family reunion? He wanted to “extend” his fatherly reach.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

@Skate_Or_Die_9908/07/2015 20:36Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Winamp_Playlist07/12/2005 08:36Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Karate_Kid_Wax01/22/2009 12:24Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Tina_Eat_Food05/22/2007 17:09Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Step_Brothers_B09/03/1995 16:37Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Tagged_Network10/16/1995 01:05You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!