2010 Archive: The Cursor

I’m “pointing” at the touchscreen.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

@Shrek_Ogrelord06/08/1998 04:00Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Neo_The_One06/06/2003 20:31I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Borat_Very_Nice02/27/2002 05:08Very nice! Great success!

@Prestige_World_W04/07/1999 04:34Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Badger_Badger_M11/21/1995 12:42Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!