Why did the sun go to the party? To “shine” bright like a diamond (early reference!).
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Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Deal with it. This is gold.