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2008 Archive: The David Beckham “Galaxy” Struggle

Why was he going to Milan? Because he missed the high-level soccer so much he decided to commute across the Atlantic Ocean.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan01/14/1995 09:59Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Legally_Blonde_Elle09/30/1999 01:49What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Avatar_Na_vi07/14/1995 03:33I see you... laughing!
@Kill_Bill_Bride11/25/2007 12:36I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo07/11/1999 10:23Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Web_Counter_9903/27/2011 05:40I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Netscape_Now_B12/30/2005 17:07I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Friendster_Ghost01/28/2012 17:06Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Starcraft_Zerg06/09/2009 07:40Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Slow_Clap_Guy08/17/1996 07:32...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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