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2008 Legacy: The Polyester

 I’m “synthetic-ally” happy.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye06/14/2000 13:31Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Beavis_Butthead03/02/2015 08:26Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@SpiderMan_Peter07/24/2008 12:42My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Agent_Smith_0104/17/2015 22:42It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Keyboard_Cat_P09/13/1995 04:46Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@One_Does_Not_S01/28/2000 02:04One does not simply read one joke.
@Distracted_Boy02/04/1997 18:31Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

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