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2008 Archive: The Wanted Loom

Why Angelina Jolie? For a movie that suggested the best way to kill people is by curving bullets and following instructions from a magical sewing machine.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2008 “Chaos, Iron Men & Full Tropic Thunder” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic
Why the reptiles? Because Disney realized that talking animals ar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Batman Part II Eyeliner
Why is it still so dark in Gotham? Because Robert Pattinson prove...read more »
2023 Classic: The Hunger Games
The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes: Why the snow? For a prequel...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Twisters "Feel It"
Why Glen Powell? For proving that he is the only man in Hollywood...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Any But You Chemistry
Why Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney? For a movie that proved the "...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2
Why the heist? For proving that being "good" is only fun until yo...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
Why Dev Patel? For a movie that proved that if you want a job don...read more »
2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Fame
Why Mia Goth? For the finale of the trilogy that proved that you ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Saved_By_The_Bell06/23/2014 09:43I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Frasier_Crane05/11/2003 13:14I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Beverly_Hills_9021003/23/2009 12:04The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Project_Mayhem04/26/1997 01:41Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan05/20/2002 22:49Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Party_On_Garth02/11/2011 00:57I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@First_World_P01/08/2002 13:08My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Prodigy_User_X03/21/2010 01:10Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Illidan_Blind08/02/2003 09:28I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Face_Palm_0107/18/2008 11:52Classic. Simply classic.

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