Why Angelina Jolie? For a movie that suggested the best way to kill people is by curving bullets and following instructions from a magical sewing machine.
Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2008 “Chaos, Iron Men & Full Tropic Thunder” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic
Why the reptiles? Because Disney realized that talking animals ar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Batman Part II Eyeliner
Why is it still so dark in Gotham? Because Robert Pattinson prove...read more »
42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition
In 1999, Hollywood wasn’t just making movies; it was starting a r...read more »
2023 Classic: The Hunger Games
The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes: Why the snow? For a prequel...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition
In 2015, Hollywood was all about grit and nostalgia. It was the y...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition
In 2002, Hollywood was all about breaking records and digital bou...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Twisters "Feel It"
Why Glen Powell? For proving that he is the only man in Hollywood...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Any But You Chemistry
Why Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney? For a movie that proved the "...read more »
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39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition
In 1998, Hollywood decided that the Earth was far too safe, so th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2
Why the heist? For proving that being "good" is only fun until yo...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
Why Dev Patel? For a movie that proved that if you want a job don...read more »
2024 Classic: The MaXXXine Fame
Why Mia Goth? For the finale of the trilogy that proved that you ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Classic. Simply classic.