2009 Archive: The X-Men Origins

Wolverine: We finally saw how he got the claws. Also, they sewed Deadpool’s mouth shut? Who thought that was a good idea?

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

I’ve been killed by a "Lion Dancer" 50 times. I’m currently cryi...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

@Twister_Chaser11/30/2007 23:29A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Clueless_Dionne01/28/2012 03:39Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@DotCom_Survivor08/26/2005 05:18I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie03/24/1996 15:02Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Delicious_Links01/09/1997 04:15Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Starcraft_Zerg01/11/2001 08:17Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Stick_Death_Fan04/03/2004 18:06Brutally funny! Keep them coming.