2009 Classic: The Ice Cream

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “I love Lady Gaga!”

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

@Geocities_Neighbor11/05/2006 04:05Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Palm_Pilot_User08/14/1999 21:12Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/02/2011 16:51Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Animated_Mail_G01/26/2011 09:08The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@WordPress_Fan_0305/23/1995 05:00The best thing since version 1.0!

@Protoss_Pylon10/05/2014 00:46You must construct additional laughs!

@Ultima_Online_V07/06/2004 01:20Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?