2015 Vintage: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Luke
2015 Legacy: The Apple Watch Distraction
Why was the manager constantly staring at his wrist during the audit? He wasn’t checking the time; he was trying to figure out why his… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Apple Watch Distraction
2015 Classic: The Force Awakens
A guy walks into a bar with a rolling ball droid. The bartender says, “We don’t serve droids.” The guy says, “It’s okay, he’s BB-8.… Read More »2015 Classic: The Force Awakens
2015 Vintage: The Office Password
Why was it “WindowsTen2015!”? Because the IT guy was a fanboy. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 2015 “The Dress & Windows 10” Edition… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Office Password
2015 Vintage: The UK General Election (Cameron’s Win)
Why did the Pollsters get it so wrong? Because they underestimated the “Shy Tory”—the voter who tells the surveyor they’re “Undecided” but votes for “Stability”… Read More »2015 Vintage: The UK General Election (Cameron’s Win)
2013 Classic: The Carrie Remake
“She has telekinesis!” “I wish I had telekinesis so I could bring the beer from the fridge without getting up.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Classic: The Carrie Remake
2012 Legacy: The Office Coffee
Why did the lawyer sue the Nespresso machine? For “intentional infliction of George Clooney-related jealousy.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse &… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Office Coffee
2011 Archive: The Fruit Ninja
Why was the traveler swiping his screen so fast? Because he had to slice a digital pineapple before the flight attendant took his tray away.… Read More »2011 Archive: The Fruit Ninja
2011 Archive: The “Coalition” of 2011
Why was it smaller? Because the “Peace Dividend” was now a “Global Debt Crisis” and everyone was cutting their defense budgets. Part of the 38… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Coalition” of 2011
2010 Vintage: The Path App Launch
Why was the designer so exclusive? He had a social network limited to 50 people and he only liked 5 of them. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Path App Launch