2005 Classic: The iPod Nano Reveal
Steve Jobs pulled a computer out of his coin pocket. My wallet is currently thicker than my entire music library. Part of the 66 Observational… Read More »2005 Classic: The iPod Nano Reveal
2005 Legacy: The Frog
I’m “leaping” into the blogosphere. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: The Madagascar Penguin
“Smile and wave, boys… smile and wave in the dark.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why “Cry Me a River”? Because it was the most melodic way to tell your ex-girlfriend that you knew what she did. Part of the… Read More »2004 Legacy: Best Male Pop Vocal
2004 Classic: The Hillbilly Armor
Why did soldiers spend 2004 looking for scrap metal in Iraqi junkyards? Because the Pentagon sent them to war with “Canvas-Sided” Humvees, and apparently, “Hoping… Read More »2004 Classic: The Hillbilly Armor
2004 Archive: The Desktop
I’m “iconic” on any screen. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Dodgeball Player
“If you can dodge a wrench, you can change a bulb!” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive.… Read More »2004 Classic: The Dodgeball Player
2004 Legacy: The Spider-Man 2 Logic
Why did the lawyer love Doc Ock? Because having eight arms is the only way to keep up with the 2004 billable hour requirements. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Spider-Man 2 Logic
2003 Legacy: The Bluetooth
He’s still wearing the earpiece. Even in bed. I told him he looks like a call center employee who lost his way. Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Bluetooth
2003 Archive: The Broadband Dream
“I couldn’t finish my online history research because my family is still using dial-up and my mom needed the phone line to call my aunt.”… Read More »2003 Archive: The Broadband Dream