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2004 Classic: The Hillbilly Armor

Why did soldiers spend 2004 looking for scrap metal in Iraqi junkyards? Because the Pentagon sent them to war with “Canvas-Sided” Humvees, and apparently, “Hoping the enemy misses” wasn’t a certified ballistic rating.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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