2010 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why The Last Airbender? For dialogue that explained the plot so much that the characters forgot to actually live it. Part of the 32 Razzie Awards… Read More »2010 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
2010 Legacy: The Printer
I’m “inking” about a paperless office. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Choice
“Do you want to see the movie in IMAX?” “Is it twenty dollars?” “Yes.” “I can just squint at the TV at home for free.”… Read More »2010 Classic: The Choice
2009 Classic: The 2009 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing a ‘shutter shades’ and a ‘Snuggie’. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar… Read More »2009 Classic: The 2009 Legend
2007 Archive: The “Fred Claus” Vibe
Why Vince Vaughn? For playing Santa’s brother as just “Vince Vaughn in a hat.” Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2007 “I Know… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Fred Claus” Vibe
2007 Legacy: The Desktop
I’m “iconic” even on a small screen. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Lewis Hamilton Rookie Year
Why were the veterans scared? Because a 22-year-old rookie led the F1 championship for almost the whole season, proving that “experience” is overrated when you’re… Read More »2007 Archive: The Lewis Hamilton Rookie Year
2005 Vintage: The Madagascar Penguin
“Smile and wave, boys… smile and wave in the dark.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The Xbox 360 Heat
Why was the breakroom so warm? Because the new Xbox 360 was “processing graphics” (and acting as a space heater). Part of the 81 Office… Read More »2005 Archive: The Xbox 360 Heat
2005 Legacy: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “Nanny Cam”? To catch the witness “lying in 480p resolution.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Witness Stand