2020 Legacy: The Wood
I’m “pining” for a vacation. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer do the “Renegade” dance during the settlement? To show the other side he had “moves” they couldn’t counter. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The Negotiation
2019 Legacy: The Parasite
A guy asks to drink in the bar’s basement. The bartender says, “It’s very metaphorical down there.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Parasite
2019 Vintage: The FaceApp Age Filter
Why was the traveler’s passport photo so old? Because he used the FaceApp filter and now he looked 80 years old before even reaching the gate. Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: The FaceApp Age Filter
2018 Legacy: The “Cyber” Awareness 2018
Why did the Major have to retake the test? Because he thought “The Cloud” was something you could shoot down with a Patriot missile. Part… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Cyber” Awareness 2018
2018 Legacy: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the movies? Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Honeydew
2017 Archive: Fortnite (Battle Royale Launch)
Why did the kids stop opening physical boxes? Because they were too busy “dropping into Tilted Towers” and doing the “Floss” dance in the middle… Read More »2017 Archive: Fortnite (Battle Royale Launch)
2016 Archive: The Wind
I’m “blown” away by the AR tech. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Secret Life of Pets
“What does the dog do when we leave?” “Probably the same thing you do—stares at the fridge and waits for someone to drop a snack.” Part… Read More »2016 Classic: The Secret Life of Pets
2016 Archive: The 2016 Instagram Stories
Snapchat is officially shaking. We can now do “z-list” reality TV directly on our profiles. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift… Read More »2016 Archive: The 2016 Instagram Stories