A guy walks into a bar with a rolling ball droid. The bartender says, “We don’t serve droids.” The guy says, “It’s okay, he’s BB-8. He’s got his own charging port and he’s a great designated driver.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
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2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
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2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
I should make a game about this joke.