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🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »

"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »

Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »

When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »

In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »

Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »

Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »

Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »

"We're a team of reformed villains!" "No, you're a group of dads...read more »

In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »

A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »

In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »

In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1611/03/2007 10:49I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Home_Alone_Kevin05/31/2008 12:40Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Total_Recall_Fan06/01/2004 17:07Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Walter_Sobchak04/13/2005 19:36Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Toolbar_Hater06/24/2010 06:05My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Afk_For_Laughs12/31/2013 09:14Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Runescape_Noob10/08/2007 03:26Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Net_Neutrality06/01/1999 16:03Equality for all jokes!