2018 Legacy: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the movies?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1603/10/2004 02:20I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Futurama_Bender09/06/2001 02:30Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Nsync_Justin01/30/1997 15:12Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Binary_Boy02/06/1995 02:0401001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Pedro_For_Pres04/25/1999 14:51Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Leave_Britney_A08/09/1996 09:43Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Friendster_Ghost11/10/2000 02:48Remember me? I’m still laughing.