2024 Legacy: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024 “Election… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Calculator
2023 Classic: The Ozempic Face
“Doctor, I look thin but tired.” “That’s the ‘2023 Look’. It’s very expensive.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT… Read More »2023 Classic: The Ozempic Face
2022 Classic: The Choice
“Should we get a Tesla or an e-bike?” “We can’t afford either, the eggs are $8 a dozen.” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Classic: The Choice
2022 Archive: The “Quiet Quitting” Trend
Why did politicians hate this? Because they realized that if people only do the work they’re paid for, the entire “Economic Growth” model might actually… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Quiet Quitting” Trend
2021 Archive: The Revenge Travel
Why did the family book a 6-month trip to five continents? Because they were “Revenge Traveling” for 2020, and their bank account was the only casualty in… Read More »2021 Archive: The Revenge Travel
2021 Classic: The Inflation Surge
Why did bacon cost $10? Because the “Economy” decided to have its own “Growth Spurt” right when our bank accounts were taking a nap. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The Inflation Surge
2021 Classic: The Melon
I’m “one” in a million NFT owners. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Little Ant
What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.” Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Archive: The Little Ant
2021 Archive: The Vaccine Card Flex
Why did the secretary keep her vaccine card in a gold-plated frame? Because in 2021, that piece of paper was the “VIP Pass” to the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Vaccine Card Flex
2020 Legacy: The Wood
I’m “pining” for a vacation. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified