I’m “one” in a million NFT owners.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
You must construct additional laughs!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!