1998 Classic: The Linux Desktop
Why was that guy in the corner so proud? He installed a system where nothing worked, but it was “free.” Part of the 61 Office… Read More »1998 Classic: The Linux Desktop
1998 Archive: The “Ray of Light” Madonna
Madonna is a techno-yogi now. I tried yoga once; I just fell over and hit my Discman. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998… Read More »1998 Archive: The “Ray of Light” Madonna
1998 Legacy: The Tequila Sunrise
A guy orders a Tequila Sunrise at midnight. The bartender says, “You’re a bit early, aren’t you?” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Tequila Sunrise
1998 Archive: The Meet Joe Black Length
Why was it a joke? Because watching Brad Pitt eat peanut butter for three hours felt longer than the actual transition to the afterlife. Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The Meet Joe Black Length
1998 Legacy: There’s Something About Mary
Why did Cameron Diaz have weird hair gel? Because 1998 was the year we learned that some jokes are better left un-explained at the dinner… Read More »1998 Legacy: There’s Something About Mary
1996 Legacy: R. Kelly (I Believe I Can Fly)
Why was everyone trying to fly? Because the Space Jam soundtrack made us believe that if a cartoon rabbit could do it, we could too. Part of… Read More »1996 Legacy: R. Kelly (I Believe I Can Fly)
1996 Archive: The Joint Strike Fighter (X-35) Hype
Why did the JSF program start winning every budget battle? Because Lockheed promised a plane that could hide from radar, hover like a bird, and… Read More »1996 Archive: The Joint Strike Fighter (X-35) Hype
1996 Vintage: Why did the parrot get kicked out of the Mission
Impossible set? It kept spoiling the “self-destruct” message. Part of the 70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch archive. Historically Verified
1995 Archive: The Reclining Seat
Why did the fight start? Because the person in 12A reclined their seat precisely 2 inches, which in coach class is considered a declaration of… Read More »1995 Archive: The Reclining Seat