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2001 Classic: The Document Retention

 Why did the lawyer keep his files in the fireplace? He called it an “accelerated document disposal policy.”

Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper09/26/2006 21:39Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Ace_Ventura_Pet05/11/2008 19:17Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Finding_Nemo_Dory03/11/2012 16:38Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@USB_Pioneer12/05/1997 20:10Plug and Play laughter!
@Pirate_Bay_9912/03/1998 09:13Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Bill_Nye_Fan10/17/2008 00:40Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/03/2010 06:37May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Tagged_Network08/09/2011 21:33You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Rocket_Jumper11/21/2001 23:18This humor took me to new heights!
@Arthas_Fan_0207/11/2010 09:58Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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