Why did the lawyer keep his files in the fireplace? He called it an “accelerated document disposal policy.”
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Plug and Play laughter!
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Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
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This humor took me to new heights!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!