Why did the JSF program start winning every budget battle? Because Lockheed promised a plane that could hide from radar, hover like a bird, and cost less than a fleet of F-16s—and in 1996, people actually believed the “cost” part.
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
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Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.