Madonna is a techno-yogi now. I tried yoga once; I just fell over and hit my Discman.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Thinking is definitely funny today.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
This joke is an Epic Win!
Found this on the deep end of the net.