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1998 Legacy: There’s Something About Mary

 Why did Cameron Diaz have weird hair gel? Because 1998 was the year we learned that some jokes are better left un-explained at the dinner table.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer07/05/2001 07:11You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Napster_King06/04/2002 17:22I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@N64_GoldenEye10/09/1999 20:52Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Blockbuster_Refugee06/08/2008 13:00Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu04/25/2014 02:36Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Pwnage_King02/10/2015 15:28Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

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