2019 Classic: The Negotiation

Why did the lawyer do the “Renegade” dance during the settlement? To show the other side he had “moves” they couldn’t counter.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

@Dial_Up_King01/21/2005 00:07Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Fargo_Marge06/27/2007 22:13Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Forever_Alone_X10/24/1999 06:19At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

@Face_Palm_0102/11/2010 03:05Classic. Simply classic.

@Android_Bot_9901/16/2011 04:50Beep boop. Humor recognized.