Skip to content
Home » The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2018 Legacy: The “Cyber” Awareness 2018

2018 Legacy: The “Cyber” Awareness 2018

Why did the Major have to retake the test? Because he thought “The Cloud” was something you could shoot down with a Patriot missile.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The "GPS" Spoofing over Israel
Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Targeting" Pod (Sniper Gen 10)
Why the 12K upgrade? To see if the enemy soldier is using a "Pro"...read more »
32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor
Why the demand? Because the "New White" makes the war look like a...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2.0
Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 1998 “Desert Fox & Digital Drills” Edition
In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »
2025 Legacy: The MRE "Synthesized Steak"
Why did it taste like plastic? Because in 2025, even the food is ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "AI" Targeter
Why did the Pentagon start using "Project Maven"? To prove that a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »

😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Transformation" of the Navy (Constellation-class)
Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Combat Camera" Dragon View
Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hypersonic "Cruise" Mode
Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diva_Plavalaguna03/14/2014 13:36The highest note of humor!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan04/29/1997 15:34Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Wayne_World_Ex05/04/2009 03:36Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Charlie_Unicorn03/28/1995 10:43We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Boxxy_Queen11/04/2008 23:32I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Face_Palm_0102/18/2007 21:31Classic. Simply classic.

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.