2005 Legacy: The Witness Stand

Why did the lawyer bring a “Nanny Cam”? To catch the witness “lying in 480p resolution.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

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In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

@Geocities_Builder05/29/2013 02:44I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@MIRC_Ghost09/16/1996 11:50Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz04/30/2001 12:00The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Beverly_Hills_9021004/23/2009 11:54The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Startup_Kid05/04/2004 08:18Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@StoneCold_31604/15/2000 02:34And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Top_List_Winner05/13/2015 13:30Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!