Why did the Pollsters get it so wrong? Because they underestimated the “Shy Tory”—the voter who tells the surveyor they’re “Undecided” but votes for “Stability” as soon as they’re behind the curtain.
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Gen Alpha" Slang
Why are politicians saying "Skibidi"? To prove that they are "Riz...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition
In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »
2024 Archive: The Meta "Threads" Growth
Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Barbie" World Record
Greta Gerwig became the first solo female director with a billion...read more »
38 Politicians Jokes: The 2008 “Hope, Change & Bailouts” Edition
In 2008, the world economy felt like a game of Jenga played by pe...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Short King" Spring
Why was this a thing? To prove that in 2024, "Height" is just a s...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rise of Deepfakes
Why were politicians so nervous about video calls? Because in 202...read more »
2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Solar Eclipse (Again)
Why did everyone look up in April? Because it was the only time i...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Robot Dog" Border Patrol
Why were the mechanical dogs ineffective? Because people started ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The "Meat-Free" G7 Menu
Why did leaders only eat 3D-printed steaks? To show they care abo...read more »
38 Politicians Jokes: The 2010 “Leaks, Clouds & iPads” Edition
In 2010, politics went mobile, and the world found out exactly wh...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Woke" vs. "Anti-Woke" War
Why is this still happening? Because both sides realized that as ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Apple "Vision Pro" Diplomacy
Why were the 2025 G7 summits held in headsets? So that leaders co...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!