2011 Archive: The Fruit Ninja

Why was the traveler swiping his screen so fast? Because he had to slice a digital pineapple before the flight attendant took his tray away.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, travel changed forever. American Airlines became the fir...read more »

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In 1997, traveling was a blockbuster event. We were shouting "I’m...read more »

Waking up at 3 AM ready to eat a steak dinner.My body is in Tokyo...read more »

In 2020, traveling became an extreme sport of searching for toile...read more »

Traveling in 2000 was a weird mix of survivalist relief and early...read more »

In 2014, travel became "on-demand." Uber and Lyft&...read more »

In 2003, travel felt like the end of an era and the start of a di...read more »

Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »

Why was the gym so intense? Because the "Digital Trainer" realiz...read more »

In 2004, travel was becoming "social" even before we had a name f...read more »

@CoolSkater9807/03/2001 20:37Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Resident_Evil_Z11/29/1997 14:43Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Linux_Distro_Fan12/08/2003 05:27Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Futurama_Bender03/01/2001 11:29Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax03/28/2000 00:22I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Champ_Kind_Wham02/07/2009 14:33WHAMMY! That’s a good one!