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2012 Legacy: The Office Coffee

 Why did the lawyer sue the Nespresso machine? For “intentional infliction of George Clooney-related jealousy.”

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
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The Legal Fee Paradox
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2025 Legacy: The Power Move
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50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
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The Cold Heart
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2025 Archive: The Evidence
 A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer01/08/2012 16:56You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Zip_Drive_Owner08/21/2009 04:09Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Ebay_Sniper04/27/2010 04:23Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Donny_V_ShutUp11/22/1997 05:43Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Pretty_In_Pink09/25/2011 18:53Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Star_Wars_Kid01/13/2004 02:40I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@YouTube_Beta_User08/29/2003 03:05I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Friendster_Ghost06/22/2014 15:19Remember me? I’m still laughing.

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