Why did the lawyer sue the Nespresso machine? For “intentional infliction of George Clooney-related jealousy.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
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50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
The Cold Heart
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2025 Archive: The Evidence
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47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition
In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
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