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2013 Classic: The Carrie Remake

 “She has telekinesis!” “I wish I had telekinesis so I could bring the beer from the fridge without getting up.”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan11/16/1997 01:32Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Futurama_Bender07/20/1998 15:53Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Antivirus_Pro05/22/2005 05:23No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry09/10/2011 09:35In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@G_I_Joe_Real03/10/2006 02:59And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Sixteen_Candles09/13/2005 06:27I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Step_Brothers_B11/28/2015 05:06Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Prestige_World_W01/02/1995 07:50Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Distracted_Boy05/02/2005 09:41Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@HotBot_User05/17/2015 09:00Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

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