“She has telekinesis!” “I wish I had telekinesis so I could bring the beer from the fridge without getting up.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.