Why was it smaller? Because the “Peace Dividend” was now a “Global Debt Crisis” and everyone was cutting their defense budgets.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Oops, I laughed again!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
This humor took me to new heights!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
No way! That’s too much!
We are many. We are laughing.