Why was the 3-megapixel camera so expensive? Because in 2003, being able to see someone’s individual eyelashes in a photo was considered “military-grade” technology. Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Camera Resolution
Why the CGI kangaroo? Because the marketing lied and told us the kangaroo talked, when in reality, it only happened in a dream sequence (and… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Kangaroo Jack” Joke
A guy asks for a lime and the bartender says, “I’ll give you a lemon. It’s 2003, we’re diversifying.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2003 Archive: The Corona
I’m “changing” my status. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the California BBQ so intense? Because Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he was running for Governor, making “I’ll be back… to flip the burgers” the… Read More »2003 Classic: The Terminator for Governor
Why did Steve Jobs give us 99-cent songs? Because in 2003, he realized we were all going to jail for Napster unless he made buying… Read More »2003 Vintage: The iTunes Music Store
I’m “milking” this joke. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
Why did Quentin Tarantino spend so much time on yellow tracksuits? Because he wanted to prove that Uma Thurman could defeat an entire army with… Read More »2003 Classic: The Kill Bill Volume 1 Feet
Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street. Part of the 47… Read More »2003 Classic: The CD
I’m a bulb. I’m just “glowing.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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