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2012 Archive: The Ellie Goulding Fan

 “Anything could happen… especially in the dark.”

Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes08/29/1995 23:13Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Yahoo_Directory06/08/2014 01:36Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy01/17/2001 05:46Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@SimCity_Mayor06/24/2003 20:40Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Total_Recall_Fan10/27/2001 19:28Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Shut_Up_Money03/24/1999 16:54Shut up and take my laughter!

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