Why did 1995 sound like a robot having a breakdown? Because that was the only way to let the neighbors know you were about to spend three hours downloading one picture of a cat.
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2001 Legacy: The Launch of Mac OS X (Cheetah)
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2004 Classic: The Death of the "Friends" Series
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30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition
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2003 Classic: Beyond Good & Evil
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2005 Vintage: Fall Out Boy’s “Sugar, We’re Goin Down”
Why was it a "swing"? Because Pete Wentz and his eyeliner taught...read more »
2002 Classic: Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me”
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2002 Archive: New Year’s Eve 2002
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2003 Vintage: Evanescence’s “Bring Me to Life”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.