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1995 Vintage: The Dial-Up Sound

Why did 1995 sound like a robot having a breakdown? Because that was the only way to let the neighbors know you were about to spend three hours downloading one picture of a cat.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User07/30/2005 13:48I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Gopher_Explorer05/13/2012 13:25Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Titanic_Survivor08/11/1995 21:43I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Toy_Story_Buzz11/28/1998 21:07To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@DVD_Collector02/06/2002 18:53Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Optical_Mouse_9912/10/2001 22:35I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Kernel_Panic_9805/13/1998 00:36This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

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