Why did Steve Jobs give us 99-cent songs? Because in 2003, he realized we were all going to jail for Napster unless he made buying music cheaper than a cheeseburger.
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This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Letting this joke through the port.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".