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2003 Vintage: The Camera Resolution

 Why was the 3-megapixel camera so expensive? Because in 2003, being able to see someone’s individual eyelashes in a photo was considered “military-grade” technology.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter03/03/2005 22:154-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Tamagotchi_Sitter06/19/1997 18:52My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Harry_Potter_Ron09/20/2007 14:54Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Maplestory_Kid10/28/2003 02:08@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@LonelyGirl15_F03/24/2007 19:33Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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