2003 Legacy: The Milk

I’m “milking” this joke.

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes01/12/2003 15:06Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Burning_CDs03/08/1995 00:52I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Dial_Up_King06/01/2014 07:25Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Eminem_Fan_0004/16/2014 18:52Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Motherboard_Max06/11/1999 01:15This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Guestbook_Signer12/24/2013 19:53Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Reddit_Original12/19/2007 11:07The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Flash_Game_Dev10/05/2014 17:17I should make a game about this joke.