2009 Archive: The New York Yankees’ 27th Title
Why was the Bronx so expensive? Because the Yankees spent half a billion dollars on free agents and it actually worked, bringing a World Series… Read More »2009 Archive: The New York Yankees’ 27th Title
2009 Vintage: The “Couples Retreat” Vibe
Why was it hit? For being a 90-minute tourism ad for Bora Bora that forgot to pack a script. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Couples Retreat” Vibe
2008 Legacy: The Pig
I’m “hogging” the remote. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Twilight Baseball
The most intense game of baseball ever played by people who look like they’ve never seen a sun in their lives. Part of the 81… Read More »2008 Archive: The Twilight Baseball
2008 Legacy: The Exit
“See you next year!” “Not if I’m living in my car!” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Exit
2006 Archive: The 300 Movie
“THIS IS SPARTA!” “No, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru, and you’re holding up the line. Order your Frosty and move on.” Part of the 50 Adult… Read More »2006 Archive: The 300 Movie
2006 Archive: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2006 Archive: The Matching Khaki Directory
2005 Legacy: The Madagascar Quote
Why did the team say “I like to move it, move it”? Because they were moving the office furniture for the fifth time this year.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Madagascar Quote
2004 Classic: The Alien vs. Predator
A guy asks, “Who would win in a fight?” The bartender says, “The bouncer. Every time.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook… Read More »2004 Classic: The Alien vs. Predator
2004 Archive: The Facebook Infiltration
Why did the computer lab monitor call an emergency staff meeting? Because a new website called “The Facebook” was spreading through the student computers, and… Read More »2004 Archive: The Facebook Infiltration