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2009 Vintage: The Waiting Room

The magazines are finally from 2008, but they’re all about the bank failures. It’s like a horror movie in paper form.

Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Baywatch_Runner02/03/2009 22:49Laughing in slow motion right now!
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